idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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