just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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