Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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