so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He better not be in your backpack
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Never underestimate the power of titties
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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