I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I need to align my fucking chakras
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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