I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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