Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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