i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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