They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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