sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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