That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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