Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
