all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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