dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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