the day after is always just damage control
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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