Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
