Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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