i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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