i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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