Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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