I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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