i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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