In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
ugly people sure do ruin things
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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