hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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