David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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