shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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