But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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