absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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