Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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