i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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