Your tits are I can't wait for
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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