goodnight i made you a song goodbye
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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