I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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