You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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