Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
