Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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