I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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