Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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