This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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