I hate all girls vehemently.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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