i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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