Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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