They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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