What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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