i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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