What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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