ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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