what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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