Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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