She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She announced her abortion via fbk
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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