tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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