Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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