Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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