Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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