I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so that wasnt chicken after all
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
