I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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