i just google imaged poop.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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